Where the hell is my towel

amsayy:

fotisha:

ryley-stbatman:

spacebats:

ravenzoe:

effingtomb:

you-and-me-divine:

If you didn’t think “Shia LaBeouf” could get better, you were wrong.

I literally can’t believe this exists there are tears in my eyes that I don’t remember crying

THIS IS EVERYTHING YOU COULD EVER HOPE FOR

Oh fucking shit

Dear Mary Mother of Christ Above this is incredible.

I wasn’t ready for my life to peak this early on.

PH MY GOD

(via airtrafficcontroller)

i-only-have-eyes-for-aibou:

flowerlulu:

yamixyugishipping:

the-hatred-machine:

karmakrazey:

the-winchester-initiative:

orangeninjadan:

officialeo:

fast-lifee:

headhunterxzi:

gravityfalse:

ask-fugi-no-misamac:

officialeo:

I’m sorry.
It had to be done. 

Ok,You really did it now!

I HAD TO SCROLL BACK UP AND REBLOG OMG

Allow me to play you the song of my people.

where can i download this

oh dear

at first I was like okay this is that violin tune from spongebob

but then i noticed how long it was

and right when i started thinking ‘okay there’s got to be more to this, where is this going’

IT HIT

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^Literally my face when it hit

THANK YOU FOR THIS

AT FIRST I SAID TO MYSELF “OH WELL I FOUND THE ORIGINAL, LONG VERSION”

SO I KEPT SCROLLING AND LISTENING TO IT

AND THEN IT HAPPENED

AND I

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OH MY GOD IT HITS LIKE HALFWAY THROUGH

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(Source: eoyama, via rory-thee-romann)

2,093,003 plays

theokatz:

mater-tenebrarum:

Plot twist: A fat protagonist has a compelling arc and stays fat the whole time, because using weightloss to signify personal growth is fucked up and also lazy writing.

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(Source: lesbian-satan, via carlyoulilshit)

Terrible things happen whenever I play Skyrim.

I accidentally pressed the wrong button and killed a man. I missed my own wedding because a dragon was attacking Riverwood. I accidentally stole a horse instead of catching a butterfly that I was chasing. I took out the entire population of a small mining camp save for one child because they all attacked me for simply showing up. I befriended a man by punching him in the face. My entire wife caught on fire.

just-a-julie:

rycbar221:

I know Lord of the Flies is supposed to be a very meaningful and symbolic book, but can we just talk about the fact that at the beginning of the book, Jack gives the fact that he can sing a C# as a legitimate reason for why he should be chief

MY CLASS NEVER GOT OVER THIS AND FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR WHENEVER SOMEONE DIDN’T WANT TO DO SOMETHING THEY SAID “but i can sing C# i shouldnt have to do it” AND IT STILL IS FUNNY TO ME

(via rumpsofsteelskin)

joose420:

darklordflareon:

liongirl5:

dennys:

Flaphack #7: *Magically transform an old concert lanyard into a soothing pancake scented car freshener! 
*not actually magic

DENNY’S WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN DOING

denny’s has the best social media marketing team ever look at this look at itthey knew their restaurant was the equivalent of 3am nightblogging and they just went with it

The best part is that it totally works.

joose420:

darklordflareon:

liongirl5:

dennys:

Flaphack #7: *Magically transform an old concert lanyard into a soothing pancake scented car freshener! 

*not actually magic

DENNY’S WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN DOING

denny’s has the best social media marketing team ever look at this look at it

they knew their restaurant was the equivalent of 3am nightblogging and they just went with it

The best part is that it totally works.

(via cocopbblez)

guitarandmtndew:

this show is fucking gold

(via candykyras)

creepy524:

wow thomas sanders is so fucking real

(via themagicrose)

askfordoodles:

cuddlyplaguedoctor:

hellyeahthomassanders:

Narrating People’s Lives: In the Aisles! by Thomas Sanders

That’s adorable.

I love how the dad does this side-glance at his kid like “You’re about to be embarrassed so hard, son”

(via flyinpony)

silvermender:

becausebirds:

potty mouth bird

I WASN’T EXPECTING THAT OFMG

(via nerdy-and-proud-of-it)

bootyghost:

egalitarians-do-it-better:

sadcorgis:

thumbcramps:

here’s my new and improved amethyst. tbh i don’t even cosplay her i just am her lmao

why do white people cosplay characters of color

Why do dumbasses on Tumblr think a fictional character who is PURPLE isn’t able to be portrayed by someone of any race?

SHES FUCKING PURPLE

(via into-the-fandom-we-go)

unclefather:

aaliyah1979-2001:

valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

WHO DID THIS

I want justice

(Source: valiantspook, via nerdy-and-proud-of-it)

itsmebecky14:

dennys:

It is I, the Pantom of the Opera!

oH MY GOD DENNYS

itsmebecky14:

dennys:

It is I, the Pantom of the Opera!

oH MY GOD DENNYS

(via awake-and-not-afraid-to-keep-on)

alicesadventuresintherye:

Sometimes I’m Ernie. Sometimes I’m Bert.

(Source: loversdreamersandyou, via nerdy-and-proud-of-it)