Where the hell is my towel

protienshakesfalconeggsandrocks:

[CRASHES THROUGH YOUR DOOR] 'OW DO YOU DO MY NAME'S GAVROCHE

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highenergyjewtrino:

poryqon:

when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group

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When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.

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Wonder Woman is Worthy.

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mangacide:

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Fun Fact: In the Marvel vs DC crossover it was established that Wonder Woman is in fact Worthy of wielding the hammer of Thor.

And then she put it down, because she thought it would be unworthy of her to take advantage of its power.

Wonder Woman’s standards are higher than Mjolnir’s.

(via shadowforcesilver)

v-for-valkyr:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R

v-for-valkyr:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R

(Source: gifsofanimalsinfilm, via netflix-and-tea)

Go The F--k To Sleep
Samuel L. Jackson

wunderscheisse:

puhpuhtooie:

driftinglikeafloatingboat:

deadcuntsociety:

brocreate:

Samuel L. Jackson reads “Go The Fuck To Sleep”

Bedtime will never be the same again. 

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I’M CRYING CAUSE THIS IS REAL

holy shit i need this. 

This is the best thing ever happened with earth.

(Source: mf-zed, via that-random-alien)

440,609 plays
dumb-asses:

shakethestump:

twntydollarnosebleed:

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walkingbitchfest:

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izziesworldofizzie:

ahuttoftea:

fizzylimon:

meisterj:

savagelucy42:

I am the Beastmaster.

It was Pitch Perfect. i’m stuck is a more musical version of real life, it sucks because I’m visual and can’t sing for shit.

The Lego Movie. I am the opposite of fucked.

IM GONNA WRECK IT

'How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying' so basically I'm doing great.

THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL YES I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE IN A WES ANDERSON MOVIE

HTTYD2 I AM THE FARTHEST THING FROM FUCKED GIMMEE A FUCKING DRAGON WOOOOOOOOOOO

I watched Dredd. I am going to die

Julie and julia. I will be very very well fed

Catching Fire. See you in the arena bitches

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firewell sHIT

FUCKING A CLOCKWORK ORANGE I AM THE DEFINITION OF FUCKED

dumb-asses:

shakethestump:

twntydollarnosebleed:

stargatekitten:

walkingbitchfest:

awkward-avenger:

izziesworldofizzie:

ahuttoftea:

fizzylimon:

meisterj:

savagelucy42:

I am the Beastmaster.

It was Pitch Perfect. i’m stuck is a more musical version of real life, it sucks because I’m visual and can’t sing for shit.

The Lego Movie.
I am the opposite of fucked.

IM GONNA WRECK IT

'How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying' so basically I'm doing great.

THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL YES I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE IN A WES ANDERSON MOVIE

HTTYD2 I AM THE FARTHEST THING FROM FUCKED GIMMEE A FUCKING DRAGON WOOOOOOOOOOO

I watched Dredd. I am going to die

Julie and julia. I will be very very well fed

Catching Fire. See you in the arena bitches

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
well sHIT

FUCKING A CLOCKWORK ORANGE I AM THE DEFINITION OF FUCKED

(Source: slutformisha, via findingfantasticcreatures)

jdmejia04:

amoralovesfood:

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how many times have i quoted this movie

not enough

(Source: slavocracy, via ijustwanttohugdavidtennant)

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

(via sleeepaholic)

toomanyfuckscrusader:

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thranduilsenpai:

ineloquentformalities:

ridingsheepinnewzealand:

play it just do it

Play this at my wedding, of funeral. Either.

I could tell by the picture that I would not be disappointed. And I was definitely not.

SOMEBODY POST THAT SPIDERMAN GIF THAT DANCES TO EVERY BEAT ON THIS BECAUSE LET ME TELL YOU IT MAKES IT 2000 TIMES BETTER

you mean this one

this was a wild magical ride

I enjoyed this entirely too much.

You could have a religious experience to this.

(via guarda-roupa-de-narnia)

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assassinregrets:

assassinregrets:

NO

ONE

SWEATS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

HAS MORE PETS THAN WILL GRAHAM

NO ONE OUTLINES MORE CHALK SILHOUETTES THAN WILL GRAHAM

"I USE ANTLERS IN ALL MY INVESTIGATING"

OH WHAT A GUY WILL GRAHAM

NO ONE DREAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

CHOKES BACK SCREAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

NO ONE’S COMING APART AT THE SEAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

"I’M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT HALLUCINATING"

OH WHAT A GUY WILL GRAHAM

(via spacebabenumber-25)

camiekahle:

I’ve never related to anything more

(Source: fartgallery, via i-only-know-fandoms)

nowyoukno:

catzrpeople2:

pan-pirate:

d-i-y-orgasms:

the-youngest-gandor-brother:

blackcr0wking:

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nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scaryThey
use tools
Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
Have huge brains for birds
like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
they are scary smart at solving puzzles
some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
they can remember faces
SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.
Guys I’m really scared of crows now.(q) 

i love crows so much

crows are amazing

My favorite legend is that crows are the souls of the dead

crows are the coolest shit

crow for prez

Though we aren’t the biggest source of crow facts online you can find more crow facts here on nowyoukno

nowyoukno:

catzrpeople2:

pan-pirate:

d-i-y-orgasms:

the-youngest-gandor-brother:

blackcr0wking:

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scary
They

  • use tools
  • Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
  • Have huge brains for birds
  • like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
  • They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
  • they are scary smart at solving puzzles
  • some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
  • they can remember faces
  • SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
  • They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now.
(q

i love crows so much

crows are amazing

My favorite legend is that crows are the souls of the dead

crows are the coolest shit

crow for prez

Though we aren’t the biggest source of crow facts online you can find more crow facts here on nowyoukno

(via rude-and-not-ginger-bread)

ladysmaragdina:

derpalicious:

moon-cunt:

pizzabuttsss:

catchyoneliner:

syllablesongs:

abolished-your-mythology:

Hurt myself laughing

oh my god

My therapist showed me this video

holy shit.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

The funniest video I’ve ever seen in my life

I can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard holy shit

(Source: apothecary-initiate, via ineffably-crowley)

shinga-tumblr:


simpaticonebula:

ironychan:

cosplayculture:

Cosplay all the things…because u can!

Unless you’re fat like me.

FUCK THAT SHIT, DUDE
YOU ARE FUCKING FABULOUS COSPLAY WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT
IF YOU HAVE TO MODIFY A COSTUME SO YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE WEARING IT, DO THAT! IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE 100% EXACTLY LIKE THE CHARACTER’S IF YOU ROCK IT LIKE THE GODDAMN CHAMP YOU ARE
AND IF ANYONE MAKES YOU FEEL BAD FOR COSPLAYING YOU PUNCH THEM IN THE DICK AND SHIT ON EVERYTHING THEY LOVE BECAUSE YOU ARE A GODDAMN RAY OF SUNSHINE AND THEY CAN GO TO HELL

The bolded bit there? I feel like that advice is beautiful for SO MANY SITUATIONS.

shinga-tumblr:

simpaticonebula:

ironychan:

cosplayculture:

Cosplay all the things…because u can!

Unless you’re fat like me.

FUCK THAT SHIT, DUDE

YOU ARE FUCKING FABULOUS COSPLAY WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

IF YOU HAVE TO MODIFY A COSTUME SO YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE WEARING IT, DO THAT! IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE 100% EXACTLY LIKE THE CHARACTER’S IF YOU ROCK IT LIKE THE GODDAMN CHAMP YOU ARE

AND IF ANYONE MAKES YOU FEEL BAD FOR COSPLAYING YOU PUNCH THEM IN THE DICK AND SHIT ON EVERYTHING THEY LOVE BECAUSE YOU ARE A GODDAMN RAY OF SUNSHINE AND THEY CAN GO TO HELL

The bolded bit there? I feel like that advice is beautiful for SO MANY SITUATIONS.

(via james-bucktropolis-barnes)

twinzik:

Escalator Stare Luigi

(via do-you-know-where-your-towel-is)