Where the hell is my towel

Imagine like an intergalactic utopian society of lizard people who come to earth one day and naturally we think that they’re like horrible savages and shitloads of military power are combined together to fight them and they’re just like “oh no no no we just noticed you lil’ guys were having some problems and we’d thought we’d help” and it turns out they’re really sweet and they like help us solve environmental crises and world peace happens and they end up being like our lizard moms

awwww-cute:

they follow him everywhere

awwww-cute:

they follow him everywhere

(via maincharacterssyndrome)

awwww-cute:

He’s basically a bear cub

awwww-cute:

He’s basically a bear cub

(via maincharacterssyndrome)

karemloo:

fuckyeahlukemyernaked:

never forget that for voldemort’s name to rearrange to “je suis voldemort” in the french translations, they had to make his middle name ‘Elvis’

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I CANT HANDLE THIS

(Source: bogdanseyebrows, via allonsy-mywayward-sociopath)

floralbahorel:

floralbahorel:

marius humming the mission impossible theme song while he runs around paris searching for cosette 

cosette enjoying the sun in her garden when she suddenly hears this odd humming noise coming from her rose bushes

(via papercharmsandbookmarks)

“"average person steals 3 loaves of bread a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person steals 0 loaves of bread per year. Jean Valjean, who is on the run & steals over 10,000 loaves each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted”
— Javert, Book I (via incorrectlesmisquotes)

Courfeyrac: Do you know her last name yet?

Marius: Courf, I'm gonna tell you Cosette's last name tomorrow because she's gonna be screaming it tonight.

Courfeyrac: She's gonna be screaming her own last name?

“She was ugly as sin but still beautiful, like a Persian cat who just took a bath and is not happy about it.”
— Victor Hugo describing Eponine, Book III (via incorrectlesmisquotes)

it’s slightly worrying how emotionally attached I get to my pokemon

girls are so great

someone-stole-my-shoes said: What fandoms would you read fics about? :)

Honestly, I’d read just about anything at this point. Even if I know little to nothing about it. I just really like reading.

teachytv:

10 years ago today, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way went back in time to sedouce Volxemort and protect all of us from his evil plans

reblog this post to honor Enoby’s brave sacrifice, ignore if you’re a prep or a poser

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