Where the hell is my towel

drawing-bored:

demonweasel:

MORE THINGS THE NEW BATGIRL DESIGN IS GETTING RIGHT!

seriously, though, we all agree this is the best new super-hero costume in a long, long, long ass time, right?

(via fiction-makes-miso-sad)

fuck-no-sjws:

serenading-solitude:

sixthrock:

sofapizza:

pleatedjeans:

This dog barks like a person screaming for his life. [via]

their neighbors must be terrified.

*wag wag wag*
*happy dog face*
*BLOODCURDLING DEATH SCREECH*
*wag wag wag*

oh my fucking god

Imagine how many times the neighbors have called the cops

(via newttscamanders)

juli-the-human:

shubbabang:

you know that thing where you scrunch up your arms and it looks like you have only hands well this one time when i was little i kept it up for 3 days no matter where i was

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one time i also pissed off my entire family for 3 days

the last picture i cANT BREATHE

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bear-onica:

shitloadsofwrestling:

One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass.

the rock is a gift

bear-onica:

shitloadsofwrestling:

One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass.

the rock is a gift

(Source: best-of-imgur, via unicornwhat)

hairandglasses:

“Drop the beat, Skrillex!”

But Skrillex doesn’t drop the beat. Instead, he clutches it in his hands, unable to let it go, dooming the fate of the world in his greed.

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“Drop the beat, Skrillex,” repeats a desperate Samwise Gamgee, “please.”

(Source: hairandbrokenglasses, via newttscamanders)

Watching Hannibal

Me: Ooh, cool murder tableau! why don't they take murder selfies? they'd have like a gazillion followers on Instagram

Me: People as food, yummy. Wonder what's the recipe?

Me: Wow, that's a lot of blood. Gonna be hard to wash out.

(dog being threatened or vaguely in the way of a threat)

Me: NO DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TOUCH THE DOGGIES I STG I WILL EAT YOU

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

(via newttscamanders)

empyrien:

alizabug:

I’ve posted this before but this gives me strength when I have none

IVE WATCHED THIS A MILLION TIMES AND ITS NEVER NOT FUNNY

(Source: videohall, via spacecatgod)

goldella:

I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.

(Source: luxurae, via winteriscomingdirewolf)

ungratefullittleshit:

Times Tumblr Raised Serious Questions About “Harry Potter”

(via prospitiandersite)

WHO RULES THE SEA NOW!?

tylersvathings:

1 blah blah lava

2 yes yes quiiiiiiite

3 DO YOU??

4 uhhhh

5 DO IT DIEPOD

6 DIEPOD FUCKS THAT FISH

FUCK ME?! NAW FUCK THAT FISH! YOU’LL BE THE BITCH OF THE SEA WHEN I’M DONE WITH YOU!

Art by Beanseller 

Team Magma Leader and extras - Me

Team Aqua Leader / New Ruler of the Sea - Diepod

(via theblackship)

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capslockapocalypse:

myrandaroyces:

nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child

is that not the plot of iron man 2

capslockapocalypse:

myrandaroyces:

nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child

is that not the plot of iron man 2

(Source: natxromanoff, via newttscamanders)

420snorlax:

i’m gonna start using this line

(Source: pokemonthemovie2000, via theblackship)

0trevskies:

rotg-art:

"Of course there aren’t any gay characters in animated movies! THEY’RE FOR KIDS!"

Yeah! Kids’ movies are supposed to be innoc-

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Because telling kids that they can love whoever they want is TOO TERRIFYING AND CONFUSING. But showing them murder, execution, death, frightening images, war, and bullying is just fine.

Not to mention 101 Dalmatians where a crazy woman wanted to SKIN 99 PUPPIES

(via unicornwhat)